The cause of all this economic trouble has been uncovered.  During a joint press conference with British Prime Minister Gordon Brown, Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva (Portuguese for “raving lunatic”) said the crisis was caused by “the irrational behavior of white people with blue eyes…”

Brad Pitt better cancel his travel plans to Brazil.  I wonder what Gordon Brown’s wife thought of the comments?

PM Gordon Brown’s white, blue eyed wife

When challenged about his idiotic claims, Lula further proved he is a blittering buffoon with no credibility: “I only record what I see in the press. I am not acquainted with a single black banker.” I wonder if he’s ever heard of a black president.  I hope my man Walter Williams weighs in on this knucklehead. Continue Reading…

The insurrection has begun. In our increasingly controlled society, Americans continue to find ways to protest.  First came the tea parties, now some Northwesterners are crying “Never!” against fascist government controls.  What could be the object of such resistance?  Dishwasher Detergents.

Soccer moms have taken to smuggling in the good stuff–Cascade and Electrosol–from the Idaho black market, a seedy underworld of Coscos and Sam’s Clubs that push fish-hating chemical cleaners containing phosphates.

Mabye we better back up for a second. Last year, Washington state law began requiring citizens to use eco-friendlydishwasher detergents.

The reason some people even care about phosphates in detergent is because the chemicals wind up in rivers, promote algae growth, and hog up oxygen that some fish would like to have.  Call me calloused, but I really don’t care about some fish I’ve never even met.  If I did ever meet them, I would probably just end up eating them anyway.  After I eat them, it’ll take a powerful cleaner to get all their leftover bits off my plates.

Ten states including Pennsylvania, New York, Michigan, and more are joining Washington in the ban.  From this legislation we learn that:

1. The green movement is still going.
2. Apparently Congress doesn’t have anything to do.
3. Going green leaves your dishes dirty. Continue Reading…