Archive - March, 2009

Is It Time To Start Teaching U.S. History 3?

Students routinely take U.S. History 1 and 2, with the halves hinged at the Civil War.  The big theme throughout those courses is that expansion leads to conflict.  Then nuclear weapons showed up and the stakes of the conflict soared.  After civil rights movers, cold warriors, and global connectors, the world is a different place.  At some point in the future, the third phase of American history will be put in perspective.

The most likely end point for U.S. 2 will be 1991.  Most people don’t realize how much the world changed just as Bill Clinton packed up the Arkansas caravan and headed to D.C.  The Cold War against communism faded as technology destroyed communication as the world had known it.  With no superpower to despise and the internet on the rise (thanks Al Gore), Clinton’s focus became different than any president before him.  The times they were a-changin’.

Of course, nature abhors a vacuum so a new enemy rose up, and soon planes, buildings, and people became targets of the anti-West, radicals hell bent on destroying, well, most everyone.

If this U.S. History 3 course is created by mid-century (2050), that will be around 60 years to be covered in one survey course.  U.S. 2 currently studies less than 150 years (1865-Present) while U.S. 1 includes over four centuries.  Why the disparity? Are historians that bad at math? Continue Reading…

See My Article In the PITTSBURGH POST GAZETTE!

Click it right here for my latest piece which appeared in the Sunday edition of the Pittsburgh Post Gazette. The article contains new research about legendary magician and escape king Harry Houdini.  [UPDATE: Just heard this story was one of the top 5 most emailed on Post Gazette!] Continue Reading…

Pooh-Poohing The Doomsday Bunch

I often tell students about King Solomon who made the Old Testament book of Ecclesiastes his swan song.  Know how one of the wisest men of all time summed up existence?  “Meaningless, Meaningless, everything is Meaningless…”  Was he a pessimist or what?  Actually, I don’t think so.  It’s about perspective, that’s all.

I’ve heard a lot lately about how America will never be the same.  We’re up against too much.  Well, what about the cycles of history?  One of the biggest selling points on the importance of history is that understanding the past helps us makes sense of the present and predict the future.  If everything is so terrible why even continue to care?

I hear you reacting already out there.  You think I sound like a fatalist, a basher of thou liberal arts.  Not at all.  Prophets have been warning folks since those stubborn Israelites refused to listen.  If you need to change the way you live, by all means do so.  One of the changes I need to make is to not get rundown by overwhelming scenarios of an apocalypse that may never come.

What’s that you say angry blogger?  America is dying?  No it’s not. 

Say what my main radio man?  We’ve lost our way?  Didn’t that happen long before we joined the search back to sanity? 

And I see you in the back there grandpa.  You’re thinking about the good old days when things were simpler, people were kinder, guys knew how to turn an honest buck, and girls winked back.  Sorry, those were also the days when black people had their own urinals, polio would cripple you, and overactive bladder sent you stumbling through the weeds by the light of the moon to find the outhouse.  There wasn’t even air conditioning for crying out loud!

The good old days is just another way of saying you were young.  That means one day some of these tight jean wearin’, ear lobe stretchin’, crying music lovin’ kids of today are gonna refer to this decade as the best years of their lives. 

That’s right, as a historian I am predicting that current college students will one day call the Bush or Obama years the good old days.  I know because I’ve studied Marx.  Not Karl but Groucho.

I’m serious.

Groucho Marx saw over 80 years of America, achieved huge fame, and made a ton of money.  Oh yeah, he also lost a life’s fortune in the stock market crash of 1929.  Guess what?  American came back, kept going, and got better.  So did Groucho.  In the end, he said all that mattered was your health.  One might add spiritual as well as physical.  Hey, Solomon told us the “days of trouble” would come.  Be prepared.

So what are we all worried about? 

I get that these are serious times.  So were the 1930s when the economy tanked, government overreached, and Americans feared becoming a welfare state as citizens were taken care of by the govt. for the first time.

I get that we face serious threats.  They had those in the 1940s too.  Remember Hitler?  All he wanted was world domination at the expense of anyone without the right beliefs, ethnicity, or skin color.

Then we got to the 1950s.  The good old days right? Well, in a lot of cases the surface belied the dark depths of this nation.  There were some great realities to be sure, but let’s not whitewash the whole truth.

Then the 1960s came.  The government once again launched massive programs at the same time Americans increasingly tried to understand a tough war.  Guess what?  The opposition party won 49 states a few years later. 

The key here is checks and balances built into our system by the dead white guys known as the Founding Fathers.  Call them irrelevant; I think they’re brilliant.  And before you fire off emails notice I did not say they were perfect.  Neither are you.  None of us are. 

Spend a Friday evening at Walmart and you may fear for the future, but something happens when Americans are pushed too much by anybody.  We push back.  Like nasty ingredients to a brilliant recipe, when we come together things get good.

This country has already faced the types of problems that have so many doomsdayers scurrying for the cliffs today.  As Solomon said, “There is nothing new under the sun.”  We may be self-centered, but history barely knows who we are.

So smile with someone you care about and take care of your “health.”  Everything else is meaningless.

 



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Obama Taps Steely McBeam, er, Rooney

According to the prestigious American Academy of Diplomacy:

“The United States is engaged in a long-term struggle with Islamic fundamentalism, while simultaneously coping with the impact of globalization, failed and failing states, and a plethora of issues that demand U.S. involvement and presence around the world. If ever there was a time that US diplomacy needed sufficient people and resources to meet pressing foreign policy challenges, it is now.”

Who better to answer that call than Dan Rooney, the owner of the Pittsburgh Steelers and recent victor of Super Bowl Ring #6.  That’s one for the other clover.  He would’ve had 7 if not for Irish quarterback Neil O’Donnell in Super Bowl XXX.

The move comes on the heels of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s initial whirlwind tour.  The Obama administration is apparently committed to maintaining the longheld foreign policy tradition that Ireland does not matter.  Continue Reading…

Band of Brothers, Part Deux

With the opening fifteen minutes to Saving Private Ryan Steven Spielberg altered cinematic portrayals of war like Sylvester Stallone transformed fighting scenes in Rocky.

In 2001, Spielberg and Tom Hanks teamed up again to bring us Band of Brothers, possibly the greatest thing ever filmed.  Now they’re at it again.

The current project is a follow-up to The Pacific, another 10 part series set to release this year.  The story will follow the 1st Marine Division from Guadalcanal to Okinawa.

This theater of battle has not been explored by filmmakers nearly as much as Europe.  Most Americans recognize Hitler and nazism but don’t understand Eastern cultures or the Asian world as well.  Furthermore, the Holocaust didn’t take place in Japan.  Nevertheless, now it’s time for this level of production to focus on these amazing untold stories. 

The team once again tapped writer Bruce McKenna to adapt the stories for screen. 

You can view a trailer and info here. Keep checking right here for every meaningful update on this anticipated series.

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The Commonwealth Strikes Back

Should public school teachers be allowed to go on strike?  That’s the question up for debate again in the Pennsylvania legislature.

Pennsylvania has set the pace for teacher walkouts in recent years, one of only 13 states left where such protests are legal.  That’s right, 37 states already ban teacher strikes.  According to a PhillyBurbs.Com article:

“More than 60 percent of all teacher strikes since 2000 have occurred in Pennsylvania, even though its teacher salaries are among the top 10 highest in the country.”

What do they think this is, professional baseball?  Naturally, teachers in PA have a tough time garnering sympathy outside of their families.  School kids absorb most of the wallop.  With the current state of many public schools one could almost say that having to attend is already painful enough.  After all, even in a good school district high school is terrifying enough for most kids.  Continue Reading…

Seacrest vs. The ACLU

shark_tale_063jasmine1Jasmine is leaving American Idol early.  Is it just me or does she remind anyone of Angie from Shark Tale?

The other elimination must have been a real blow to multiculturalists as the final cut came down to the guy from India vs. the guy from Puerto Rico.  Jorge didn’t make it.  Way to go America, you inconsiderate voters.

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Man Undresses Man In Igloo, Thousands Cheer

A Russian guy undressed a Czech guy last night and I screamed celebration.  Wait, that didn’t come out right.

It sounded better last night when announcer Paul Steigerwald described how Evgeni Malkin of the Pittsburgh Penguins took the final shot of the game last evening while Thomas Vokoun of the Florida Panthers laid sprawled out on the ice of Mellon Arena.  Penguins win 4-3.

That’s two Pens  games in a row concluding with a brilliant move against a confused goaltender.  Sidney Crosby made Washington netminder Jose Theodore look silly on Sunday.

So the streak continues, and the Boys of Winter have won 9 of their last 10 as Florida, New York, and Buffalo fade.  The Canadiens were also struggling but managed a tough OT win last night under replacement coach Bob Gainey.  Guy Carbonneau was fired on March 10.

The red hot Penguins now sit four points out of 4th place in the Eastern Conference yet only two points from falling into 10th.  They’ll be fine as long as they keep moving at the same throttle level Tyler Kennedy has recently discovered.

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